there’s no shame in needing to pause a physical activity to go get a glass of water. yes, this includes fucking
actually. happy disability pride month to any of my fellow disabled people who fuck different. who need to take sex slowly. who need to use an inhaler during sex. who need a wrist massage before or after sex. you’re epic, and you deserve to have your body rocked this disability pride month
this is an puppy. it likes to bark and woof. puupies will attempt to nap when they are sleepy tired. pupys need lotz of love and attention. make sure to love your ouppy atleast once every thirty secondsor else it may become lonely.
if your puuppy encounters a dust storm or dirt pile it will become dusty. shake the wii remote to dust off youre ouppy
we’ve started feeding this tortoiseshell-point siamese recently. she’s beautiful, aside from the fact she has disturbingly big, bulging blue eyes. we’ve started calling her… ‘goop’
it’s goop!
GUESS WHO HAD GOOPLETS! SIX ENTIRE BABIES! mama goop held onto her gooplings for an entire week longer than she had to, so the gooplitos came out very well done and fluffy!!
nearly five years ago… since then, mama goop has aged significantly, and as she nears the end of her life, she’s been given a cushy retirement alongside her beloved husband, papa pumpkin. for everyone who remembers this post, the goop troop sends their regards
Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.
imagine if doorways grew back like scabbed over with fresh drywall and you had to keep carving them back out with a jabsaw to keep the doorway clear etc
Imagine if the membranes recoiled in pain every time you did this. Imagine if over time, some doorways became accustomed sensation. Imagine that very rarely, some even seemed to enjoy it.
*sleepover host voice* imagine if you two went to sleep
Oh for gods sake kids it’s like piercing an ear - that’s why you put a doorframe in - you don’t hang a door in drywall, you gremlins. You frame the door. It’s like those gauges that people put in their ears - the hole stays. It won’t scab over with a doorframe in it. You’ve lived around doors you whole life, you little clowns. Lights out
nay bro, I care not if you do not permit me to look upon your wondrous amulet. It totally fails to enthrall me, nor do I covet it bro. Whatever.
It’s not like unhappy chance alone led to such a remarkable artefact being bestowed upon thy nondescript lineage. I mean, I believe not my noble bloodline deserves such a grace more than yours or anything. It’s fine.
You cannot define a sexuality around non-binary people in the same way that you can define a sexuality around men and women. It’s not a third gender. It exists outside the binary. Non-binary is an umbrella term, not an actual gender in of itself. Most non-binary people do not identify as the same gender in the same way men and women do. Some non-binary people describe their gender with the term non-binary and that is their own gender, but not everyone who calls themselves non-binary as a term for their gender identity thinks of themselves as the same gender in the same way men and women do. So I’m just saying, the many attempts people have made to define a new sexuality around non-binary people are futile and unnecessary.
Some non-binary people are comfortable dating people who identify as straight, gay, or lesbian, and some are not. That just depends from individual to individual. You don’t need to change the term for your entire sexuality just because you want to date a non-binary person. You don’t need to identify as pansexual or polysexual or whatever to date a non-binary person. If you’re a lesbian and you’re dating a non-binary person, that doesn’t mean you’re misgendering that person with your sexuality. If you’re only attracted to women and you’re dating a non-binary person, that does not mean you see them as a woman. You just can’t define a sexuality around your attraction to that person, and that’s ok, you don’t need to.
Another thing, non-binary people can be any sexuality. Non-binary people don’t have to identify as pansexual. There are non-binary people who are lesbians, there are non-binary people who are gay, there are non-binary people are bisexual. To say you must identify as pansexual to date a non-binary person is especially disrespectful to non-binary people who do not identify as such. Non-binary people can’t be defined under a sexuality and non-binary people don’t all have the same sexuality.
Don’t forget that in Rowling’s world there are only three kinds of women:
Mothers (or nurturers), bitches, and jokes.
That’s it.
Petunia is a bitch until she admits to worry for Harry and Dudley.
Narcissa Malfoy is a bitch until she admits to worry for Draco.
Mrs. Black is a mother who refuses to nurture and is a bitch.
Fleur Delacourt is a bitch until she chooses to devote herself to nurturing Bill.
Rita Skeeter is a bitch.
Bellatrix Lestrange is a bitch.
Dolores Umbridge is a bitch.
Aunt Marge is a bitch.
Pansy Parkinson is a bitch.
Molly Weasley is a mother.
Lily Potter is a mother.
Mrs. Longbottom is a mother.
Tonks is a mother.
Ginny is a joke until she becomes Harry’s emotional support, and postcanon is a mother.
Hermione’s entire role is to support Harry and Ron and—yup—in the epilogue is a mother.
Narcissa is redeemed by being a mother.
Luna Lovegood is a mother and teacher.
Minerva McGonagall is a head of house—what we in the US call a housemother—and headmistress.
Professor Hooch is a teacher.
Professor Sprout is a teacher.
Merope Riddle is a mother and entirely devoted to a man.
Cho Chang’s entire character is “I’m devoted to a man.” She straddles the line between mother and joke.
Professor Trelawney? Joke.
Moaning Myrtle? Joke.
Also, note that when Rowling wants you to dislike a female character, she always goes straight for their looks. Narcissa always looks like she’s smelled something unpleasant. Umbridge looks like a toad. Rita Skeeter is “mannish.” Petunia is “scrawny” while Aunt Marge is described as fat in super-fatphobic ways and Umbridge is described as looking like a toad. When we first meet Hermione she’s described as “frizzy-haired and bucktoothed” and her teeth are magically fixed after she becomes a love interest. Cho’s friend, I forget her name because she literally only shows up once, turns in Dumbledore’s Army and her punishment—which is treated as a joke—is disfiguring acne and scarring across her face.
And let’s not forget the implication that Umbridge was raped, which is also treated as a joke!
Yeah, that sure is some feminist writing right there!
Don’t forget that Merope is also a r*pist because she used a love potion, entirely negating consent in her relationship with Tom Riddle Sr.
Not only is she a rapist (hon you gotta type that out for the Tumblr blacklist to catch it, this ain’t TikTok), here’s a list of OTHER people in the books who’ve committed sexual crimes:
–Romilda Vane (attempts to give Harry a date rape drug, accidentally drugs Ron instead) –Molly Weasley (admits to using date rape drugs, which is treated as a silly thing girls do sometimes) –Moaning Myrtle (admits to hanging out in the prefects’ bathroom to see them undress and bathe) –Rita Skeeter (hides in the boys’ dormitory; it’s unclear whether she watched them undress) –James Potter (restrains a boy against his will and exposes his genitals to a crowd of onlookers; demands a date from a girl in exchange for stopping the assault) –Sirius Black (aids and abets James Potter in the above) –Aberforth Dumbledore (fucked a goat, apparently) –Fred and George Weasley (produce and sell date rape drugs, which they market toward underage girls)
And a bonus via horrible metaphor: Fenrir Greyback (lycanthropy is supposedly the wizarding analogue of HIV/AIDS; Greyback deliberately attacks and infects Lupin)
Notice something funny about this list? Because I do. All the victims–except the goat, which is a goat–are male, and every single one is underage. The only victim in the entire series who’s over the age of 18 is Tom Riddle Sr. and the lesson we’re supposed to take away from that is “if you’re a rape baby, you’re gonna be a murderous racist psychopath.”
So let’s see…we have nine separate confirmed instances of sexual assault, ten if we assume the heavily-implied Umbridge assault scene was definitely assault. Seven of them are played for laughs. One is played as a tragedy. Two are played as horrible violations.
….wait…..hang on…..
The “feral gay man who deliberately infects others with AIDS” stereotype metaphor and the “coded as a trans woman or possibly a lesbian” stereotype metaphor are the ones seen as horrible violations.
WHOOPS.
Should we add that the only canonly gay character is actively a child groomer, and the text straight up calls him out for it? (“You’re raising him like a lamb to the slaughter.”)
So much for “she’s not homophobic”! And I’d also suggest she’s an active danger to young boys, given her apparent zest for writing them as victims of sexual assault.
a lot of the offensive stuff in Harry Potter is more offensive knowing what she’s up to these days, harder to write it off as a generic fantasy trope or whatever
Nah we were complaining about the fatphobia, rampant girl-on-boy and centaur-on-villain sexual assault written off as a joke, and various unfortunate implications of some of the foreign characters and fantasy races long before the terf stuff came out. The terf stuff gives it context but readers already weren’t happy.
Don’t forget the blatant racism and antisemitism.
I’d also like to add hermoine and luna were also jokes before they were mothers. hermoine is just a crazy know it all radical activist and we’re supposed to find this funny, and luna is supposed to be weird and eccentric and pretty one dimensional. I don’t remember what happens to luna in the end, I haven’t read the books for years, but from what I remember she was one of the most jokey characters.
